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visambros:

earljrsmith:

as a white person i apologize

As a black person, I say that you don’t need to apologize.

You should not be held accountable for what your ancestors did. They did bad things to people, but you didn’t. You also shouldn’t feel as though you aren’t allowed to have problems. Just because society leans toward favouring white people, doesn’t mean your life is perfect and stress free.

You don’t need to feel bad for being born the race you are. No one should

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My Wild Self

Anonymous said: why do you speak russian if you're "not a homophobe"?

lionheartandtonic:

sparklehime:

every day I get on this site and every day I think ‘maybe today will be the day that I don’t get a stupid ask’ but every day, every single day, people like you ruin that hope for me. you’ve disappointed me. you’ve disappointed your parents. you’ve disappointed your country. go away

holy shit,

life-is-short143:

sexhaver:

tumblr mobile

I’m on tumblr mobile and the picture is blank so I’m guessing it has something to do with irony

life-is-short143:

sexhaver:

tumblr mobile

I’m on tumblr mobile and the picture is blank so I’m guessing it has something to do with irony

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definitelynotawalrus:

So there was this one time when I proposed to Michael and I don’t think that Lindsay was very happy about that.

definitelynotawalrus:

So there was this one time when I proposed to Michael and I don’t think that Lindsay was very happy about that.

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powtergaist:

me and my buddy

powtergaist:

me and my buddy

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casualcissexism:

oliviawhen:

foxadhd:

Pickpocketing

But is it still a misdemeanor if it’s dogs?

that lady can sure fit a lot of pugs in her bag

casualcissexism:

oliviawhen:

foxadhd:

Pickpocketing

But is it still a misdemeanor if it’s dogs?

that lady can sure fit a lot of pugs in her bag

(via adventuresofmoosehead)

dapenguinninja:

This is cute family and dating interaction. A SINGLE MOTHER raising a kid WHILE dating and having a HEALTHY relationship with her ex husband. This shows dynamics of representation. With no laugh track. Yet another show ahead of its time

(Source: disneystheweekenders, via tairupanda)

1ndecept10n:

Adorable! xxYou may not know the answer, or have a solution to one’s problems.But you can show you care. And you can make them tea. If they like it.. 

1ndecept10n:

Adorable! xx
You may not know the answer, or have a solution to one’s problems.
But you can show you care. And you can make them tea. If they like it.. 

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(Source: mysharona1987, via magnusblaine)

littlemammal:

at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i signed it as donald duck i always sign as donald duck im sorry”

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ridge:

why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it

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satyrbuddy:

Play this while you’re at it.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

onthesideoftheotters:

desmond-the-moon-bear:

the-real-derpina:

I stared at that for 5 minutes before I realized they were sitting.

I am literally crying right now

oH THEYRE SITTING ON THE GUYS’ KNEES OK I SEE IT NOW

onthesideoftheotters:

desmond-the-moon-bear:

the-real-derpina:

I stared at that for 5 minutes before I realized they were sitting.

I am literally crying right now

oH THEYRE SITTING ON THE GUYS’ KNEES OK I SEE IT NOW

(Source: humortrain, via magnusblaine)

croatoanlives:

dunwall:

ok but imagine this

  • dragons

hey you should start a band

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heichou-relatable:

blue-eyed-hanji:

tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

RIGHT FOOT LETS STOMP

LEFT FOOT LETS STOMP

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