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tokyoto:

Good mornin’ #needmycoffee #gaybeard #scruff #beardedhomo #gaydad #lgbtfamily

tokyoto:

Good mornin’ #needmycoffee #gaybeard #scruff #beardedhomo #gaydad #lgbtfamily

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

(via magnusblaine)

whenindoubt-turnleft:

doctorsdemons:

whitedarryl:

asatira:

elfgrove:

mmemento:

leaper182:

bead-bead:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D

Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE

Give it here, now.

Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?

I need to find this book.

The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.

guy

guys…look what we did :D

THE AUTHOR OF THIS BOOK HAS A BLOG.  IT IS HERE.  AND IT IS AMAZEBALLZ.

(Source: thewritersramblings, via magnusblaine)

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visambros:

earljrsmith:

as a white person i apologize

As a black person, I say that you don’t need to apologize.

You should not be held accountable for what your ancestors did. They did bad things to people, but you didn’t. You also shouldn’t feel as though you aren’t allowed to have problems. Just because society leans toward favouring white people, doesn’t mean your life is perfect and stress free.

You don’t need to feel bad for being born the race you are. No one should

(via magnusblaine)

My Wild Self

Anonymous said: why do you speak russian if you're "not a homophobe"?

lionheartandtonic:

sparklehime:

every day I get on this site and every day I think ‘maybe today will be the day that I don’t get a stupid ask’ but every day, every single day, people like you ruin that hope for me. you’ve disappointed me. you’ve disappointed your parents. you’ve disappointed your country. go away

holy shit,

life-is-short143:

sexhaver:

tumblr mobile

I’m on tumblr mobile and the picture is blank so I’m guessing it has something to do with irony

life-is-short143:

sexhaver:

tumblr mobile

I’m on tumblr mobile and the picture is blank so I’m guessing it has something to do with irony

(via magnusblaine)

definitelynotawalrus:

So there was this one time when I proposed to Michael and I don’t think that Lindsay was very happy about that.

definitelynotawalrus:

So there was this one time when I proposed to Michael and I don’t think that Lindsay was very happy about that.

(via adventuresofmoosehead)

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powtergaist:

me and my buddy

powtergaist:

me and my buddy

(via thedailybeard)

casualcissexism:

oliviawhen:

foxadhd:

Pickpocketing

But is it still a misdemeanor if it’s dogs?

that lady can sure fit a lot of pugs in her bag

casualcissexism:

oliviawhen:

foxadhd:

Pickpocketing

But is it still a misdemeanor if it’s dogs?

that lady can sure fit a lot of pugs in her bag

(via adventuresofmoosehead)

dapenguinninja:

This is cute family and dating interaction. A SINGLE MOTHER raising a kid WHILE dating and having a HEALTHY relationship with her ex husband. This shows dynamics of representation. With no laugh track. Yet another show ahead of its time

(Source: disneystheweekenders, via tairupanda)

1ndecept10n:

Adorable! xxYou may not know the answer, or have a solution to one’s problems.But you can show you care. And you can make them tea. If they like it.. 

1ndecept10n:

Adorable! xx
You may not know the answer, or have a solution to one’s problems.
But you can show you care. And you can make them tea. If they like it.. 

(via kingoftwilightrealm)

(Source: mysharona1987, via magnusblaine)